Wednesday 22 February 2012

Teachers VS Students

Time -9:30 a.m
Place -- practical lab

(entered the lab)..tip toeing nd moving silently..Upon entering, Saw 3 of my good friends sitting in a reposed way on their chairs and drinking coffee(as if it was a glass of wine)...!!!! was really intrigued about the fact that how can they be so chilled out in the lab in the presence of  pesky lab assistants...!!! i slowly turned around to see them nd holaa......!!!, lab assistants doing cheers with their own coffee glasses... !!!(sigh).. god bless them........(otherwise they are busy playing solitaire or freecell on the desktops..)

after few minutes, our lab teacher enters , sits amongst the children and watches the children holding the coffee cup with raised eyebrows..
SIR-- coffee pe rhe ho?? kisne dia hai??
STUDENT--Yes sir... sir lab assistant "sir" ne di hai..
SIR-- mjhe coffee itna pasand nhi hain.. itna badhiyan nhi lgta hai... but meri wife peeti hai... main bhi ek do bar bakri ke shudh doodh mein daalkr thoda se taste kia hun..bt acha nhi lga...

ME-- with raised eyebrows nd queer look and thinking what the hell is happening...

SIR-- gandhji has written in his autobiography -- that consume only those items which are necessary for living and without which you can lead a robust life.. water is necessary..but without coffee or tea, we can live...  THAT doesnt mean that i havent experienced or tasted prohibited drinks or something else.. try kia hun... bt never got acquainted or accustomed to it.. nhi to ek baar koi humein pila diye the sharbat keh kar...


Half of the class was bemused and tried to recollect what did he just say..!!! just so proficient and fluent english-wow !!!, all the children thought...

as he was gettin up from his chair, he looked towards a child.

SIR-- tum humesha haste rehte ho???
STUDENT-- :D... yes.. :D ..sir..:D...
SIR-- itna mat hasa karo..bahut fake lgta hai......!!!! :p..

lol...bechaara my friend...uski le li gayi and wo kuch na kar saka,...:p..

 TIME--10:00 clock
Same teacher, teaching us the theory part regarding the experiments...
SIR--what is root locus??? and when will it be stable and why does it need to stable??
(everybody  was clueless when sir was bombarding us with questions, because we all were busy  dozing off in the theory lectures so dint really know what sir was asking..atleast i dint)..

SIR-- ye board to market se bhi milta hga na.. i want to teach slum and underpriviledged children... who dnt have access to basic amenities of life but want to study ...

arrey waah.!!!!..samaaj sewa ki baat... ye to mere matlab ka hai...lets rope in sir in the rotary club and will send him to teach the children...sir bhi khush and rotary bhi... BuT WAIT..!!! keeping everythng aside,  first focus on the theory he is teaching... FOCUS....

SIR-- jaise ek healthy mind chahiye hta hai stable body ke liye, .... samjh rhe ho naa... haan... so a stable mind and body is required for a its legitimate functioning of it... nd to study the stability of a person , you have to know the intrinsic nature of that human being first... intrinsic nature... samjh rhe hooo...???

STUDENT-- yes sir....!!! (half of them nodding in despair and with disinterest)..
SIR-- so that's why we need to study root locus...to know the details of the system and for the formulation of equations of  the transfer function....

woooahhh... what a practical and real life approach towards a problem...!!!.. dis teacher aint dat bad..
# HELLL YEAAH...

a student enters around 10:15 in the lab... sir unperturbed by his coming late to the lab..( otherwise  lab assistants  lambastes on us on such things when we enter late ,to teacher kya cheez hai....)...

SIR-- (smiling and to the child entering late). you are looking smart  today...
STUDENT-- :D..sir baal baitha rakhe hain.. thats  why.. :D..
SIR--"KAAFI GORE AND HANDSOME LAG RHE HO.. LGTA HAI BAHUT CREAM SHREAM USE KAR RHE HO... BADHIYAN HAIN...:)"....

and i was literally rolling on the floor nd laughing.."ROFL word ki thodi feel aa gyi thi..

STUDENT--" nhi sir.... :D...handsome to humesha se hi tha..:D.baaki to shave ka kamaal hai.. :D.."

(though my friend is sharp and swift in replying ,issi friend ko sir ne proxy maarte huye bhi pakad lia tha pehli class mein, to aise kaise easily entry dete class mein.. :p..)

sir kept on teaching and stating real life examples and quotations..(his 2nd or 3rd sentence is  always marked with the ending of a quotation which are really used aptly.)

what a superb and a cool teacher..  lab and his teaching, for about 45 mins was really refreshing... atleast  he didnt induce me or any of us to sleep.!!!. unlike some other teachers who can surpass the effects of chloroforms or sleeping pills when they come to teach students...!!!


LASTLY, he rightly said-- "gyaan ko,dhyaan se pado nd jahan se miley ,bator lo..,..sirf dikhaane ke liye ya numbers ke liye naa pado.."..



a enthusiastic teacher wants a class room full of eager and zealous students..(some simply love empty class rooms also... )

and what we enthusiastic students want....... well that list can never end.........